Glacier – Part 2

Day 3

Looking down at Lower Two Medicine Lake
Looking down at Lower Two Medicine Lake

After setting up camp at Two Medicine and eating lunch, we set out for our first hike. I insisted that we walk to the trail head, about a mile away from our campsite, instead of driving. This would come back to haunt me later. We hiked to Cobalt Lake, a gorgeous blue glacial lake, through meadows of incredible wildflowers and forested areas with waterfalls. The hike was 12 miles to the lake and back from the trail head, with notable elevation climb thrown in the mix.

Brief interlude: I planned on buying hiking boots for this trip, and a few weeks prior to our departure, I got around to purchasing my first pair of hiking boots ever. Matthew discovered an employee at an outdoor outfitter in town who seemed to really know his stuff about fitting boots. He literally spent HOURS, over two separate visits, measuring our feet in different ways, trying our feet in boots he thought would be appropriate based on the measurements, and making adjustments to the boots we purchased. After investing that much time, and a good bit of money, on my hiking boots, and after wearing them without incident for a four mile hike on a local mushroom foray, I brilliantly decided that they were great, and all the things that people say about breaking in boots? It did not apply to me and my boots. (In my defense, my husband, who has owned hiking boots before, and should have known better, made the same mistake this time with his new boots.)

When we got to the lake (i.e., halfway through the hike), my feet hurt a good bit. I took off my boots and walked into the glacial lake. Soon, my feet did not hurt anymore. Sadly, this was not due to a miraculous healing, but rather to the fact that I could not feel my feet anymore due to the numbing effects of the frigid water.

In Cobalt Lake - If you can't feel your feet, they can't hurt
In Cobalt Lake - If you can't feel your feet, they can't hurt

All too soon, I had to stuff my feet back into the boots so we could hike back before it got dark. By the time we were within 1-2 miles of the trail head, I could barely walk, my feet hurt so badly. My husband, in a good deal of pain himself, gave me a piggyback ride for the last bit of the trail. We arrived at the trail head parking lot, still a mile from our campsite, where there was not a vehicle waiting for us, because SOMEBODY had insisted on walking to the trail head instead of driving.

Like a true knight-in-shining-armor, my husband made the solo trek back to the campsite and drove back in the Guzzler. To justify the use of the vehicle, we bought some fire wood and ice at the camp store.

Back at the campsite, with boots off and feet attempting to recover, we enjoyed a delicious meal. I had thrown some leftover breaded, fried eggplant into the cooler, so we reheated the eggplant over the campfire and had wraps filled with eggplant, fresh tomatoes, and goat cheese. Yum! Before we went to bed, we saw a rather amazing shooting star.

During the night, I had to overcome my fear of getting eaten by a bear or mountain lion when I set foot outside the tent to walk to the bathroom in the dark. I probably annoyed lots of other campers throughout the trip by singing or talking to myself to ward off the bears during my nightly bathroom venture.

Glacier – Part 1

Let’s start at the very beginning.  On Saturday, August 8th, we hit the road driving a rather large, very not green vehicle, headed to Glacier National Park (Glacier is in Montana for those of you who, like me, were not aware).  To help some friends with a vehicle swap and get a Jeep Grand Cherokee converted from a daily use vehicle to a more seldom use vacation home vehicle, we drove said Jeep over two thousand miles.  Two thousand VERY UNCOMFORTABLE miles.  The deal was that, thanks to a certain government stimulus program, we would be driving our friends’ brand new, much more fuel efficient vehicle on our return trip.

The one redeeming feature of our otherwise unimpressive first night campground
The one redeeming feature of our otherwise unimpressive first night campground

The theme of the first day driving was “Guzzling,” as in, what the Jeep did to gas.  If you ever see the word V-8 used to describe a vehicle, it is probably not referring to tomato juice, and you would be wise to get away quickly, lest your bank account be drained by its insatiable appetite for gasoline.  In case the 15 MPG (at best) mileage were not painful enough, this particular Jeep had some other special features.

Fifteen minutes into our trip, we heard, “Beep beep beep.  Beep beep beep,” and saw that the panel that normally displayed the date and time was flashing a message: “Rear liftgate open.”  I immediately pictured the liftgate door flying open and scattering our belongings all over the interstate.  Not a good way to start a trip.  I exited at the next available opportunity, and Matthew jumped out, ran to the back, opened the [completely closed] liftgate door, and shut it again.  False alarm.  The vehicle repeated this little trick several more times throughout the day, and after checking it for a second time, we ignored the warning.

Fast forward to the second day.  We did not even make it back onto the interstate before the beeping started.  And instead of doing it a few times, the guzzler “Beep beep beeped.  Beep beep beeped,” ALL DAY LONG.  Stopping to reclose it did not help.  We looked for wires to disconnect or some kind of switch to cover up.  Finding neither, and becoming desperate as the minutes turned to hours, we started looking for a cliff off which we could drive.  The flat terrain foiled Plan B, so we moved on to Plan C: put in ear plugs so that we can turn the music up loud enough to almost drown out the sound of the beeping.  Almost, as in, nothing could completely cover up the sound.

We endured and made it to our campsite for the 2nd night, near Great Falls, Montana.  It looked better than our previous night’s campsite, meaning we were not crammed in right between two other groups of tents, one with small children and adults who were loud until very late in the night.  No sooner had we pitched our tent at this new site than we very nearly went into cardiac arrest due to the blaring whistle of a freight train going through the campground.  Well, not exactly through the campground, but close enough that it may as well have.  We gave each other an, “Are you serious?” look and braced for another sleepless night, but luckily there was only one other train.

Day three brought a short driving day, only four hours and then we were in Glacier!  Matthew finally discovered a way to distract the Jeep so that it could not make the incessant beeping, so we drove those hours in peace and quiet.  PTL!

Vacation

While I am relatively sure that anyone reading this blog who knows where I live would not break into our apartment, and anyone who happened across this blog and might want to break into our apartment does not know where I live, I erred on the side of caution and did not announce my vacation beforehand. Slightly paranoid? Perhaps, but someone brainwashed me: “Do not tell anyone that we’re going on vacation. You never know who might find out and break into the house while we’re gone.”

She brainwashed me so thoroughly that when my husband and I were at the theatre last week, talking to a nice couple sitting behind us whom we had just met, and they said, “Maybe we’ll see you here next week,” and my husband started to tell them that we would, in fact, not be there next week because we would be getting ready for vacation, I elbowed him to get him to stop talking before he mentioned the “vacation” part. It created an awkward pause in the conversation, and he looked completely bewildered. Sure, these people had NO IDEA where we lived and probably were not criminals, but YOU NEVER KNOW.

Anyway, we were on vacation, but now we’re back, which means 1) we did not get eaten by bears and 2) if you wanted to break into our apartment while we were on vacation, IT’S TOO LATE. More details on the trip, including the green and the not so green, to come later.

Excused absence

I’m making an effort to post something everyday, but some days?  It just doesn’t happen.  Yesterday, we went straight from work (our day jobs) to the garden.  We gardened until dark and I was way too exhausted to do anything but take a quick shower and go straight to bed, do not pass Go, do not collect $200.

Sometimes there will be days like that.