Matthew associates parsley with caterpillars, and I finally understand the connection. While I don’t think that parsley tastes like caterpillar, caterpillars certainly find parsley tasty.
Chubby here is working to decimate our last parsley plant. We’re allowing this because we’re nice people, and we think he’s a monarch. However, we already stood by while three or four of Chubby’s siblings chomped through our other parsley plant.
Quite frankly, I’m ready for Chubby to be done. On several occasions, I’ve said to Chubby, “Come on, freaking turn into a thing already!” He’s certainly big enough, and I like to eat parsley, too.